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Murder Pong Murder Pong

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

What the FUCK!?

Great game. Funny and good, up until I get to level fucking eight.

Doesn't matter how many fucking continues I have either. It is fucking impossible. I don't know if it's because I'm on my laptop, or what. I just know I can blow through all of the levels until I get to eight. Half of the fucking times I "miss" the ball is because it doesn't register that I smacked the hell out of it or that it just decides to go RIGHT THROUGH MY FUCKING PADDLE.

Challenging is one thing, but fucking impossible is another.


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Halo Escape From Death Halo Escape From Death

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


The music was terrible man. Just use the music from the preexisting 5 Halo games. Or something just orchestral would be fine, but not whoever the fuck crooned this thing out.

The Chief sprite was good, his jumping was a tad laggy and he fell way too fast for how little he moved forward. I ran into an enemy from jumping over it because of that.

The background looks bad, if you're going to use a sprite, then make the backgrounds match, at leats that's my opinion.

Also, I sometimes jumped through a platform on level 3. Seeing as how it would be impossible otherwise, I can't complain, but it still seems very unnatural and...I dunno, lazy?

But...please... If you don't take any advice, please at least add a damned mute button.

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Daroxify responds:

No, your advice is good!

Upgrade Complete! Upgrade Complete!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was an amazing experience. The fact that you literally have to buy everything (even the menu button so you can buy the game!) is very creative.

I loved to see the evolution in graphics on the game itself, as well as the menus and buttons.

The music was also fun to hear change. It got increasingly more dramatic up until the point it sounds like something Tyler Bates conducted.

The fact that you could position you ship's parts in any way was ingenious. It can lead to some pretty invincible ships, provided you had the necessary amount of money to create a super ship.

The ship I created had 6 gun turrets much like the way ^ is shaped. I then had three magnetons, one directly behind the cockpit , and the other two right beside the first one. There were two missile modules, one below the last gun turret on the right and the other in the same location on the left. I finally had one lightening core at the far back of the red box in the center, so that it was behind the middle magneton. When fully upgraded, I could beat the final level without even moving.

The only thing I would say to improve on if you create a sequel is to make it longer. The game felt a tad short (I beat it in some 2,000 odd seconds), but left me with a satisfying feeling all the way through.

Great job man, you deserve a front page! I know I enjoyed it, and it seems that everyone else did too!

~Hudson Platt

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Flash Halo: CTF Flash Halo: CTF

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice job!

This was a very enjoyable game. I like the little Spartan sprites as well as the other graphics. It is a very simple, yet addicting game. the only issue I ran across was that I had some difficulty exiting the Warthog, but I eventually got out.

I think that you should make more maps and have the map be an actual 2D representation (or close enough to the real thing) of real online maps. Other weapons should be added as well. If this game had online play, i think it could possibly be one of the most addicting games for me. Lol.

Anyway, Great job and hope you do greater on the second! Also, loved that you added gamer tags and little sayings when you killed another "player."


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